Fake Merit Lyrics

Daddy never bought your

high school ticket

He never hired a tutor

Grandpa never payed your drunk drive fines

You had no one to rely on

Mama never shined on birthdays

Never bought you a fancy dress

Never payed her taxes (it was legal)

You had no one to rely on

You had no one to rely on

No one to rely on

No one to rely on

No one!

You did it all by yourself

You did it all by yourself

You did it all by yourself

Congratulate yourself

This story was a fed up

This story was all set up

You did nothing by yourself

You're an imbecile

L' ami célèbre de ton pére

Le fameux monsieur Leclercq

Oui, celui qui nique ta mère

Il vous a donné la poste de sécretaire

You did it all by yourself

You did it all by yourself

You did it all by yourself

Congratulate yourself

You! don't! get! my! irony!

You! don't! get! my! irony!

You! don't! get! my! irony!

You! don't! get! my!

Irony!