Wrong Tree Lyrics

Well I know that you're a tool

So I think you'll understand

You're carrying a philips head

When only flat heads screw me in

I know you're into fishing

And you love to show your pole

But only nets get me wet

Your lines in the wrong hole

Nice bark

Wrong tree

Round hole

Is more me

I know you wanna pollinate

And be my honey bee

But Im not that way

Im super gay

I see that you love swinging

That nine iron all around

Well Ive got one too

Its neon blue

And it gets me to the mound

I appreciate the invite to take me out to dinner

But Im a vagitarian

I hope that you're not bitter

Nice bark

Wrong tree

Round hole

Is more me

I know you wanna pollinate

And be my honey bee

But Im not that way

Im super gay

Im sure you've got the moves

But sugar

It won't make no difference

You cant join or watch

Or get me off

You've got the wrong equipment

Nice bark

Wrong tree

Round hole

Is more me

I know you wanna pollinate

And be my honey bee

But Im not that way

Im super gay