Dapper Dan Lyrics

He big success

Wear clothes by Ralph Lauren

Why do I cry

Catch me out in traffic

Probaly trafficking

You half a man

You dont get to dap my hand

I'm Dapper Dan

Watch the cash expand

Smokin' Pakistan

Why you not tappin' in

Shawty pulled her cheeks out

I'm slappin' em

Stay strapped

What's really happenin'

Ba Bap Ba Bam

Shit gettin' out of hand

We runnin' out again

Sold a thousand grams

Bustin' out the can

You gon' run your mouth again

Think twice

You're not my fam

Two hoes

I be swappin' em

Pull up

She hoppin' in

And gobblin'

Mop on deck

I'm swabbin' em

You corn on the cob

Bout my commas kid

You a communist

At the bottom list

My rap's bottomless

Bout my green

Like a botanist

Don't be poppin' shit

Leave your kid fatherless

Ain't that bout a bitch

Brrrrrtttt

Fuck you talkin' bout, young boy

You already know how the fuck we do this

Filthydelphia shit

Part 2

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Normal

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