Stayed Gone ft. Amir Talai, Joel Perez, Andrew Underberg & Sam Haft Lyrics

Stayed Gone ft. Amir Talai, Joel Perez, Andrew Underberg & Sam Haft - Christian Borle

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That fucker is back!

Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too

It's been seven years!

You still pissed he almost beat you that time?

Uh, fuck you

Just sayin'

Things have changed a lot since he left town

That's for sure

I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now

Welcome home

I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone

Say hello to a new status quo

Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn

Turn the TV on! (Camera speeds, rollin' in three, two)

Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been

Who has been spotted cavorting around town (welcome to the show)

After a seven-year absence

Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show)

Did anybody notice?

More on tonight's program

So, the radio demon is back in town

Why is he hanging around?

What does that mean for your family?

Well handily, I've got good news

He's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile

But the demon is a coward!

You can take that as gospel

Pulling my viewers? Impossible!

I'm visual, he's barely audible

Stop givin' him the time of day

Don't listen to a word he'd say

I hope he had a nice vacay

But he should've stayed away

While he hid in radio

We pivoted to video

Now his medium is gettin' bloody rare

Hell's been better since he split

Where's he been?

Who gives a shit!

Salutations!

Good to be back on the air

Yes, I know it's been a while

Since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast

Sinners, rejoice!

What a dated voice!

Instead of a clout-chasin' mediocre video podcast

Come on!

Is Vox insecure? Pursuing allure?

Flitting between this fad and that, is nothin' working?

Ignore his chirping!

Every day, he's got a new format

You're lookin' at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!

Is Vox as strong as he purports

Or is it based on his support?

He'd be powerless without the other Vees

Oh, please!

And here's the sugar on the cream

He asked me to join his team

Hold on!

I said no, and now he's pissy, that's the tea

You old-timey prick

I'll show you suffering

Uh oh, the TV is buffering!

I'll destroy you, you little–

I'm afraid you've lost your signal

Let's begin

I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone

Tune on in when I'm done

Your status quo will know its race is run

Oh, this will be fun

Fuck!

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