Dante's Bar & Grill Lyrics

Now Francesca of Rimini

Done told us all about

Her sad plight

She said: "Hey baby, you know me and Paolo?

We used to get together late at night..."

"Till Giovanni came in with a sword

And showed no mercy when he done put out the light"

(Sorry Francesca...)

Now we all remember

The tales of brave Ulysses

Who sailed the open sea

He said: "Hey there little brother

Why you bothering me?"

"That damn Trojan Horse done me in

And that siren song won't let me be"

(Tell me about it...)

Now Satan was down there

In the caverns, trapped in an ice

That refused to melt

He was chewing on dear Brutus and Cassius

And you can guess how they felt

The fault was never in their stars...

Nah, it was only in the cards they dealt

(You see what I just did there?)