That one time I was a Virgin Lyrics

I saw her … and she saw me

She saw me and I saw

So I caught this girls eye

She starting looking

But I didn't know what to do next

I thought I'd say hi

But I really didn't know what to do next

So then I asked her on a date

But I didn't know what to do next

And then after the wait

I really didn't know what to do

Her eyes said she wanna kiss me

But I didn't know what to do next

My tongue swimming like a fish

But I didn't really know what I was doing

Well one day she took me home

But I didn't know what to do tho

Until her daddy came home

And I knew I had to

Get the fuck outta dodge

But then she called me later on

Said her daddy gonna go fishing

Said she'd be all alone

We can finish up on the kissing

So I got to her house

And her daddy was gone

Took a drink of his whiskey

And a hit from her bong

We started kissing for a minute

But it didn't take long

Before we tried to do something

But we did it all wrong

Before you know it

I had stuck it all the way up her butt

That's when I heard a creak

Heard the front door opened up

It was her daddy

And I knew right then and there

Hit the window and the fence

And get the fuck outta dodge