No Point Polka Lyrics

Elevator has no music so I hum a song

I say to manager I can fix what's wrong

He hired me to to ride, make muzak galore

Girl from Eepanemma, When I'm Sixty-Four

One day this rider rides, stops and stares

"I'm Caps Norton, want to be an Irregulaire"

Is that my origin story, well I guess it was

To Pomegranate County I go because

There's no point

There's no point

There's no point to this polka

There's no point

There's no point

There's no point to this polka

Gustavo P. Jones he set me straight

If Danny gets his way, things go great

I said I'll play glockenspiel with a fuzz

Danny said whatever he said it because

There's no point

There's no point

There's no point to this polka

There's no point

There's no point

There's no point to this polka

There's no point

There's no point

There's no point to this polka

There's no point

There's no point

There's no point to this polka

We travel nowhere and we like it like that

And once a year we play "Loves You Like a Cat"

My name is Obadiah, you should call me Buzz

And now the band has that, that's fine because

There's no point

There's no point

There's no point to this polka

There's no point

There's no point

There's no point to this polka

There's no point

There's no point

There's no point to this polka

There's no point

There's no point

There's no point to this polka