Bacon For The Baconless (Official Theme Song) Lyrics

Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh, Oh Oh

Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh, Oh Oh

It's 6 AM, you're wakin' up

You've got fresh squeezed orange juice in your cup

Aromatic, fantastic, don't be mistaken

Now all you need is a

A strip of bacon for the baconless

we'll put your misery to rest

Bacon's all you'll ever need

It's Jesus-like, to say the least

Bacon for the baconless, covered in greasy hot deliciousness

Yeah, Bacon for the Baconless, worth every single bit

Of the cardiac arrest

It's breakfast time, all around the world

We're calling out to all the boys and girls

You've got enriched white bread, and eggs 'a shakin'

Now all you need is a strip of

Bacon for the baconless

we'll put your misery to rest

Bacon's all you'll ever need

It's Jesus-like, to say the least

Bacon for the baconless, covered in greasy hot deliciousness

Yeah, Bacon for the Baconless, worth every single bit

Of the cardiac arrest

Bacon, bacon all day long baby

Bacon, Bacon, bacon all day long baby

No, no, no, no no no no

No no, no no no

those vegetables won't do

I need, more bacon on my plate I said

Bacon, bacon, bacon all day long baby

I think you know what I'm trying to say

Vegetarianism is fake and gay

You can lie to yourself, but you can't deny

Bacon is what you really want to fry

Now I know, baby pigs are cute

But you're only appetized by veggies and fruit?

Whatever makes you happy I guess

I think I'm gonna stick, with the cardiac arrest

Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh

Oh Oh, Oh Oh, Oh Oh, Oh Oh