My Life Lyrics

God doesn't think too much of me

That's OK because you see

I talked to the devil yesterday

And this is what he had to say

How's the wife and how are the kids

But I'm not married and never been

He said that's great 'cause lying's a sin

Someone upstairs must have

Screwed up again

My life should be the best

My life the girls should love me

My life I should be rich

My life all bow down to me

There was a time I had all I needed

Something went wrong and she made me Leave

She threw me out into the cold

And called to me as I trudged through the Snow

How's your life down on the skids

But I'm not out yet and never been

She said just wait your death it's a cinch

I said I'll be back to haunt you again

My life should be the best

My life the girls should love me

My life I should be rich

My life all bow down to me

This girl and God don't think much you see

The devil and them have ganged up on me

I talked to the three of them today

And this is what the man in charge had to Say

How's the wife and how are the kids

But I'm not married, and never been

He said you're dead, 'cause lying's a sin

I said I give up you three win again

My life should be the best

My life the girls should love me

My life I should be rich

My life all bow down to me