Woodsboro Cops Lyrics
- Genre:Alternative
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
Why do Woodsboro cops suck?
Why can't they ever get it solved?
They never catch the killer
Better get new jobs!
Bodies pile up under their watch
Why do Woodsboro cops suck?
Why can't they ever get it solved?
They never catch the killer
Better get new jobs!
Bodies pile up under their watch
Eating ice cream while ghostface shops
Doing crosswords it's Olivia's guts
Tara left alone with a pathetic guard
Why'd it take so long when Sid called from the car?
Arrest the wrong guy in '95
Didn't do the crime instead he did the time
Arrest the right guy in '96
But then you let him go you son of a bitch!
Why do Woodsboro cops suck?
Why can't they ever get it solved?
They never catch the killer
Better get new jobs!
Bodies pile up under their watch
Don't get me wrong I got love for Dewey
Don't get me wrong I got love for Judy
I'll say it once, I'll say it truly
Way too many died when they were both on duty!
Hoss sucks
Perkins sucks
Burke sucks
Vinson sucks
That guy sucks
This guy sucks!
Farney's cool, I guess