No Vegetables Lyrics

Staring at the food on my plate

Mashed potatoes, gravy and steak

Everything looks so good to me

I'm as happy as can be

Except I see a vegetable

That thing looks inedible

So I back off from my meal

And tell them how I really feel

No I do not want

To eat my vegetables

Cause they're as cold as ice

And they taste terrible

No I do not want

My fucking vegetables

Cause they're as cold as ice

And they taste terrible

Now l'm getting kicked out for

Causing a vegetable war

Never gonna go back there

Crazy that they think I care

After that I go back home

See a headline on my phone

"The current death toll is 3

From food poisoned broccoli"

No I do not want

To eat my vegetables

Cause they're as cold as ice

And they taste terrible

No I do not want

To eat my vegetables

Cause they're as cold as ice

And they taste terrible