Master Blaster Lyrics

Saw you at the bar, lookin' like rock stars

So pretty I had to see, wanna touch you where you go pee

Walkin' up to ya I'm a smooth operator

Smooth talkin' ladies like my name is James Spader

Can’t believe you're givin' me a chance

Took me to your house, now you're takin' off your pants

Say you’re ready to go, show you all that I know

Here’s my one chance, gonna make these fingers dance

Work you like Jim Henson, got ya screamin' like Miss Piggy

Call me Will Smith, bitch ya know I'm gettin' jiggy

Scream "Me so horny!" like you're 2 Live Crew

Button mash inside ya like you're Street Fighter II

Say you’re ready to go, show you all that I know

Here’s my one chance, gonna make these fingers dance

Master Blaster, finger master

I’ve got the hands that please I'm gonna bring ya to your knees

Master Blaster, finger master

I’ve got the hands that please I'm gonna bring ya to your knees

(Oi Oi Oi!)

Call me Goonies, going after that treasure

Spelunking in ya caverns man I know it gives ya pleasure

Just like Sloth man I got a big surprise

All up in ya caves screamin' “Hey you guys!”

Say you’re ready to go, show you all that I know

Here’s my one chance, gonna make these fingers dance

Master Blaster, finger master

Seem a little tight, I've got ya loose like Betty White

Master Blaster, finger master

Seem a little tight, I'll get ya loose like Betty White

Seem a little tight, I'll get ya loose like Betty White

Seem a little tight, I'll get ya loose Woooooaaahhhhhhhhh

Master Blaster, finger master

Right after the prom, I'm gonna finger blast your mom

Master Blaster, finger master

Right after the prom, I'm gonna finger blast your mom