The First Time I Had The Chicken Pox Lyrics

Okay, back up just a little

Back up just a little

First time I got the chickenpox

My dad came over with a bag of socks

Now I'm not cold in my feet

I'm still busy beating the heat, not meat

I was itching all over my body

Couldn't scratch it, that would have been Naughty

Now I'm just waiting here in my bed

Eating chicken soup and wishing I had some Head

The first time I got the chickenpox

It was no bon appetit

It was a real bad thing

And I wish I had some to eat

Cause I'm hungry and I'm cold and I'm itchy And I'm wet

I don't know why I'm wet, I just am

Now I just really have a hankering for ham

Guess what, I don't own a pig

Now I have the chickenpox again

I didn't know you get it twice

I just found something in my bed

It might just be a mice

My knee hurts right now, I don't know why

It just makes me wanna up and cry

Why did my mother have to go and die

I don't really know, but I really wish

She was here right now, cause I miss her

The first time I got the chickenpox

It didn't really fill me with pleasure

Then a stranger came to my house

And he said, why are you in your underwear

I told him I had the chickenpox

And that I was itching all over

And I couldn't scratch it, not a one bit

Because I'd have a hangover

The first time I had the chickenpox

I was itching and scratching all over

Itching so bad that I'd give it to the neighbor

But guess what, I don't have any neighbors

Yeah, yeah, yeah