Selling Your Snowboard Online Lyrics

You look pale

Because there hasn't been a sale

Of your once-beloved favorite

piece of wood

And I would love to help you

if I only could

But you couldn't have picked a worse time

For selling your snowboard online

As the virus is sweeping across the earth

It's over and out with alpine ski mirth

And you couldn't have picked a worse time

For selling your snowboard online

As the death toll is rising

And oceans are, too

All Ebay buyers will think

That snowboards are poo

And now I resist

To be of any further assist

In your attempt to sell this thingy

During coughing times

And you should cease to listen

For these online bidding chimes

And you couldn't have picked a worse time

For selling your snowboard online

As Swiss ski lift owners clamor and whine

You know that for selling your snowboard

It's not the right

It's not the right time