Dog Mommy! Lyrics

Please put your dog on a leash

Please do it for me

For my anxiety

It sounds like a funny thing

But it really gets to me

My therapist she thinks it's sweet

But I don't agree

What's the point of dogs off leash

Maybe it's a power thing

The owner feels cool

Don't you think

While I'm left stressing

Get your dog a harness

And connect it to a rope

That's what a leash is

You should get one

No, this is not a joke

Parentification to a t

Suddenly I'm everyone's

Dog Mommy

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Ahooooooo Dog Mommy

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Ahooooooo Dog Mommy

I gotta mind my own p's

and q's I ruin everything

I touch I try to hard I think

Or I'm just clumsy

Focus on myself for now

Try not to raise my brow

At owners with their dog off leash

Man they ruin everything

Get your dog a harness

And connect it to a rope

That's what a leash is

You should get one

No, this is not a joke

Parentification to a t

Suddenly I'm everyone's

Dog Mommy

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Ahooooooo Dog Mommy

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Ahooooooo Dog Mommy

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Ahooooooo Dog Mommy

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Ahooooooo Dog Mommy