taco bell Lyrics

Rip my dick off with my hand

While performing an epic guitar solo in a rock band

Pussy so good, I'd eat it again,

Eat out my vagina like a lesbian

Playing party games with my severed dick and eat it like it's always been

I started falling in love with Taco Bell, then I went and bought a nacho fries box from Taco Bell

I just shit the world's biggest shitnado and now I'm going to hell

I just fed that vegan teacher a taco and assumed that I hunt

But eating grass from your yard everyday makes you look like a cunt

I went to the funeral of my gun and everyone was crying, since he was dying

My wife gets back home from work and assumes that I'm dry

But I had a threesome with Ronald McDonald in the gas station bathroom, which made me cry

The creepy bitch said I would get free V-bucks, but all I know is that he fucks

Now I sadly have to admit that I'm not a virgin, even though I have blown off a lot of semen

Lose my wife and the excellent titty milk

Woah, expect a negative response coming from this song complaining that all I talk about is sex

Invested $3 in a chicken and made a lot of stonks

This bitch gonna suck me till my dick honks

This bitch just got mad at me for screenshotting his retarded NFT

I hope he gets the world record speedrun for getting every STD

I hate when I'm making a sandwich and I find out that the bread has mold

Just like how my friends feel after getting fucked by Ronald McDonald

My girl told me that her friend died, but I was hitting a massive dub

I used to work with my mom on Pornhub

The lyrics of this song make others sure that I'm going to hell, but that's the effects of Taco Bell

I just wanna kill myself and no one knows why,

Even though everybody knows they killed my nigga Mordecai

What's the problem? Did I say the n-word

This is what happens when Taco Bell makes you bored

I'm always raping about my favorite movies

Only when I'm being suffocated by some boobies

We did the sexy 69 and your girl wants more

But I'm the ultra virgin and don't fuck the worst whore

Just jizzed in my bowl of cereal, call that shit Honey Nut Cheerios

But now, he's dead