I Love American Lyrics

I love American football

I love American fries

I don't like them other ones cuz they're French

I love American flags

I love american restaurants

I love a big ass rib eye steak USDA

I love american songs

I play ZZ Top all day long

I love my American friends now what you say?

I love American

I love American Psycho

I love American

I love American cheese

I love American trucks

I love my momma I tell you what

I don't like no foreign stuff cuz that shit sucks

Now if you aren't convinced

Here's a big ole list

Of my favorite ABC's

From sea to shining sea

I love apple pie

Bratwurst and corn

Daisy dukes

Eagles and freedom

I love the Grand Canyon

Horses and ice cream

John Wayne

Kobe and laser beams

Mount Rushmore

And New York City

The Oregon Trail

And Peter Cottontail

Quaker Oats

And Route 66

The Smithsonian

Tom Hanks

The whole motherfuckin United States

I love the Vegas Strip

And the hippies at Woodstock

I can't think of XYZ so suck my (rooster sound)

When I talk about my Chevy

Well you know I'm getting ready

To tell you all the other things I love about

The country I live in

The places that I've been

The tools I used to build this home of mine

I love American

I love American Psycho

I love American

I love American cheese

I love American trucks

I love my momma I tell you what

I don't like no foreign stuff cuz that shit sucks

You do know Christian Bale is British right

Patrick Bateman? Bruce Wayne

Ain't no fuckin way Batman's British