It's All About The She Sells Sea Shells Bullshit Lyrics

(Take two)

I need the type of girlfriend

The type who knows how to rock

I need a fucking girlfriend

With a really big goose-flock

I need a six foot girlfriend

The type who loves to rock

She needs to be six foot five and

Quite hearty and quite stock

I'm sick of being single and nutting in a cloth

I need to find a girlfriend but I want her to be goth

She needs to be so dominant and put me in my place

She needs to be six foot seven and willing to spit in my face

Did I just find the one?

I think I found the one

Walking alone in the woods

With a five foot shotgun

She's wearing bright orange and a

Little camouflage

She showed me some ID and

I can't believe what I saw

The one I love's a dude

The one I love's a dude

Cause I'm desperate

But don't you dare misconstrue

Because it's okay to like dudes

It's okay to like dudes

And I know you like 'em too

It's okay to like dudes

Cause it's the year after 2022

I know you like dudes