Maint'nance Man Lyrics

Living in the projects I was just a kid

There was a knock at the door and mama said go see who it is

"Who's there" I yelled loud's a little boy can

Answer came back, Maint'nance Man

He's a Maint'nance Man, he's a Maint'nance Man

He's a Maint'nance Man, handle anything that you need

He'll repair your faucets, unplug your drain

Make your blinds go up and down again

Get your doors to swing your radiators to heat

When he's all done he leaves it clean and neat

He's a Maint'nance Man, he's a Maint'nance Man

He's a Maint'nance Man, handle anything that you need

He's got a great big box with all his tools

Tucked into his rolled-up sleeves he's got a box of Kools

Now I'm full grown and I love the ladies, the chics

I tell them there ain't a problem that I can't fix

I'll adjust your plumbing, get your stove to light

If the job requires I can work all night

I'll be your Maint'nance Man, I'll be your Maint'nance Man

I'll be your Maint'nance Man, handle anything that you need

He's got a great big box with all his tools

Tucked into his rolled-up sleeves he's got a box of Kools

I'll be your Maint'nance Man, I'll be your Maint'nance Man

I'll be your Maint'nance Man, handle anything that you need