A Crack In The Façade (maybe we should buy the striptease bar) Lyrics

Home is where I want to be

But you won't get your house for free

These prices are killing me

Still we keep visiting properties

We arrived at the address

That obviously was single glass

While we walked on the paved front yard

I noticed a crack in the façade

Was it too late to turn around?

So while she rang the bell I said quietly

Maybe we should buy the striptease bar

At least it's something we can afford

I've seen the high pressure cleaners are on sale

The broker looked like who you see

On stock photos you get for free

And all the time he talked to me

Ignoring her completely

While diverting our views from the defects

As if they were something we couldn't see

And he gave use good advice

There is no need to bid below the asking price

Because, you see,

There is a high demand for this property

Maybe we should buy the striptease bar

At least it's something we can afford

I've seen the high pressure cleaners are on sale

We only need to insulate real well

I don't mean to lower heating costs

But just to make sure these walls won't talk again

This pretty house is not in our price range

That ugly house is not in our price range

This soothing view is not in our price range

This location is not in our price range

This city is just not in our price range

Our parents' lives are not in our price range

Our parents' lives are not in our price range

Our parents' lives are not in our price range

Not in our price range

Not in our price range