My Dog Hates Robots Lyrics

Steel and sparks, my canine sovereign reigns

Guardian against the bots, where metal runs in chains

The vacuum drones, initiate the clash

Then he pursues with his mechanical bash

A beep or whirr, or mechanical symphony

His fury unbridled, a righteous cacophony

When the doorbell dared to stand tall

It crumbled and shattered in a brawl

Metal Hound, protector of our hearth

Against the robot horde, he sets forth

Leashes torn, doorbells scattered

In his world, metal beasts are shattered

Computers aloft, above the fray

Avoiding canine piss in the bay

Tugging with unyielding force

He destroyed a mechanical horse

If the Ice maker churns or makes a hum

His canine mind plays war drums

Saw it as a foe, a fridge of steel

Now I need a new one, canine zeal

Metal Hound, guardian of our kin

Against the robot threat, he does begin

Leashes torn, doorbells shattered

In his world, the metal threats are scattered

If the robots dare to conspire

metal Hound stands, a guardian pyre

Metal takes aim to enslave and command

Dogs will rise, the saviors of man