Drunken Lullaby Lyrics

Monday morning

Well I'm Tired and drunk

It's ime to go to work

But I'm still drunk as a skunk

Well the alarm is ringing

Inside of my ear

I go to the fridge

And I grab a beer

Tuesday morning

And I'm Feeling blue

Brush my teeth and I

Use the loo

The Sun is streaming through

While I light a cigarette

Just can't remember

How drunk did I get

Well now it's Wednesday morning

Running late

Jump in my car and

Forget to close gate

Well I take a detour

Along the way

I find me a bar

And it's there I stay

Thursday morning

It's half past eight

I get out of bed

But I'm still half-baked

Well it's eggs for breakfast

And an Irished up tea

Time for a sickie

I'll just spend time with me

Friday morning

Feeling great

Jump in the car

Don't wanna be late

But then the Boss called me in

Said where you

And he fired my ass

For saying binging on booze

Saturday morning

I'm Back to my blues

Well my girl took it badly

On hearing my news

So I Got me a coke

Mixed some vodka in too

Got me drunk as a skunk

You know It's always there for you