Water Balloons To A Knife Fight Lyrics

Brought a water balloon to a knife fight

Guess I showed up the wrong night

The atmosphere was cooler when I was here in daylight

The wrong place at the wrong time

The story of my dumb life

Might be better to stay home to make sure that I survive

Brought a laser pen to a mud-catch

How long before they get mad

And throw me out of this place

So I miss out the big match

Why can't I behave like I should

Fuck it, I wouldn't if I could

I'm kind of a wannabe bad boy

Too good to be up to no good

There's this difference between what I do and I say

It's something I can't help, happens every other day

But if I say tomorrow I will fuck things up

You bet I'll fuck shit up

Brought my new girlfriend to the punk show

Good idea? I don't think so

Shoved her in the pogo pit

And now her ribs are so sore

She said that I'm abnormal

I thought she meant adorable

Either way, it's fine, she's probably right but I don't mind

And in the morning I feel quite alright

Start to think about what I did last night

Should I feel sorry, should I be ashamed

Forget it, I won't have it

I'm feeling great today

Too good to be up to no good

Too bad, I'm better than all that

Why can't I behave like I should

Ah fuck it I wouldn't if I could

I'm kind of a wannabe bad boy

Too good to be up to no good

Too good to be up to no good