Merry Boolmas ft. Dbm Louskiii, Dashboy Dre & Manskiii Doubloons Lyrics

I came in your wife, like she a chimney

Ask for a shot, I said pink Whitney

Fuck boy you cannot get with me

I count out 500 in 50s

I took your bitch, she look like an elf

Don't need no presents I got it myself

Look at that watch and my time it will tell

Diamonds gon shine you get blinded yourself

Like Saint Nick I deliver the sack

You sipping on water I'm sipping on act

You broke? That's tough lemme show you a rack

On some Dubai Shit like Huncho and Jack

She was born a saint but I made her a sinner

Join my squad you go from loser to winner

Spot up for the deep I look like Jimmer

Told that bitch to stop eating she need to get slimmer

Rollin' fat like a dashboy, just stole Santas Sleigh

Two Eleves on each nut, oh yeah bitch my sack don't play

This bitch want me to be present

I told her Im not your peasant

Take a look at this big pole

It's pointing north so slow your roll

Yellow ice on my wrist ain't piss

Drummer boy spin that block don't miss

Baby mama send me a Christmas list

Like bitch I ain't reading all this

Lick on your mom, yeah I'm a freak

Cum in her too, like Boston Kreme

Yeah I got paper, like I got cells

Nigga it's Christmas, jingling the bells

Deers out here, doing the dash

Elves out here, tryna get cash

I'm out here, making a song

Lou out here, in a thong

Don't get no presents, you fucking mosquito

Gold on my neck like Im C3PO

Christmas spirit, she all on her knees bro

She gave me head, call her magneto

Just seen Mrs. Clause she got a fat back

I put my tree all up in her fat ass

Christmastology top of my class class

My sleigh like huh, I pull up and dash dash

Dashing through the snow

Got wokhardt for the road

I passed her to my bro

Perkys for the hoes

Im looking for the sluts

Put percs up in they butts

What fun it is to ride and sing

A sleighing song tonight

Candy cane stick it in her pussy no foreplay

Fucked a bad bitch oh my god that's a reindeer

Hooves in the sky, bitch the looper going cray cray

Bitch I'm driving home just chugged like 12 beers

Moneys all I know these evergreens keep getting greener

Bitch get off my line I just might have to shoot a beaner

Prancer, Dancer, Cupid licking on my little Peter

Caught her sucking on my gooch I might just fuck her in the teezer