WE CAN'T BE FAMOUS Lyrics

What's it gonna take for the bitches to realize that i'm the shit

All these other motherfuckers are full of it

But go ahead man grab that beer

Smoke that blunt

Until the room is spinning, and you make your way out front to vomit on the grass

The guy who threw the party wants to kick your ass

You better get out of here and fast

Call up and uber

You're such a loser

One quick maneuver and you're glued to the phone screen

I hope you find your place in life

And get good sleep, with good dreams

At the bottom of the river there sits a rock that I once held

By the train bridge there's a path that we once took together

At the park I looked on the ground and was happy to find a feather

The bird it came from is either dead and gone, or maybe it just flew south for the winter

Remember when I snuck out dressed as Spiderman

I always try to be as discreet as I can

Fuck that cigarette she used to wreck what I had with my girlfriend

I used to get myself hurt all the time

But i'm very careful nowadays

I used to climb the tree in the front yard

Born in the year of the monkey

Growing too big to climb was difficult

I've been face to face with death on several occasions

From what I hear the afterlife is a fucking vacation

It's nothing but consistent effort and dedication

I like to scream at the top of my lungs

At the playground I used to balance myself on the rungs

Every time I lost a friend you best believe that it stung

The end always justifies the means right

Some people only travel at night

Because they don't wanna be seen

Come on man, don't get down on yourself

It's only a dream