Why Do People Make Their Beds Lyrics

WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE THEIR BEDS?

Why do people make their beds

When they're only gonna mess them up again

I'll just close my bedroom door

Now you won't see my bed anymore

But Mum says what if the King of Monaco

Decided our house was the place to go

Well I'll serve tea in the garden shed

Then no-one has to see my messy bed

Why do people iron their clothes

They want them looking newish I suppose

I'd like to make a firm decree

That creases are just fine with me

But Mum says if my clothes are wrinkly

What on earth will people think of me

I'll just start a fashion trend

And ironing clothes will have to end

Why do people brush their hair

Mine is a mess and I don't care

I know a brush makes your hair feel fine

But I want hair like Einstein

Then Mum says if my hair is frightening

It looks like I got zapped by lightning

To tell the truth I don't like knots

So I'll give this brushing game a shot