Television From Another Millennium Lyrics

Television from Another Millennium

Well it's television from another millennium

On a gargantuan low def TV

An entertainment center with cherry crown molding

In this hospital waiting room waiting for me

Oh my God it's really the Waltons

I can't believe that I'm here

It's as if I died and ended up in hell

And hell is every bit as bad as I might have feared

Gastronomic monophonic entertainment

Wholesome and about a half a century out of date

Bathroom down the hall has bland art prints on the wall

And they're waiting for the future but the future is running late

Oh my God it's really the Waltons

I can't believe that I'm here

It's as if I died and ended up in hell

And hell is every bit as bad as I might have feared

Crazy lazy hazy pieces of dried out memories

Siblings in pajamas whining about bedtime

Bringing back the terrible nightmares of my childhood

A waiting room like this is the ultimate health care crime

Oh my God it's really the Waltons

I can't believe that I'm here

It's as if I've died and ended up in hell

And hell is every bit as bad as I might have feared

Yeah it's television from another millennium