
Not Mario Lyrics
- Genre:Rock
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
When I was a kid my mom asked me
What I wanna be, when I'm grown
I said I do not know,
But I know I don't wanna be a Mario
Not a Mario, not a Mario,
Not a Mario
When we played Vern's,
Clint had to tune his guitar for him -
As a man and a musician,
I find that shit fucking abhorrent
Not a Mario, not a Mario,
Not a Mario
(Fuck Mario!)
(Solo)
Not a Mario, not a Mario,
Not a Mario
When we were writing the album
This guy said he wants to be a punk
But when it came to play on stage,
He was afraid to show his face - like what the fuck?
Not a Mario, not a Mario,
Not a Mario
This guy has four degrees,
But he can't figure out which ones he's happy with,
This guy wants to smoke some weed,
But he's gotta hide otherwise his mom will slap him silly!
Not a Mario, not a Mario,
Not a Mario