#postcovidsong Lyrics

So where do you go?

Look! There is snow.

Why are you sad and resigned?

You must have lost your mind.

So where do you go?

Look! Rain will fall.

It's a bad idea, I suppose,

You'll get wet and catch a runny nose.

Better stay home!

You have got the internet and a TV set.

A whole world out there!

Do a few push-ups.

Ride a stationary bike.

It is safe.

The hospital is close.

And you less bright listener,

Learn what irony is.

And better stay home!

So where do you go?

Look! The sun is too hot.

When there is no snow or rain,

The heat will fry your brain.