Kill Wig Metal Lyrics

You sing about groupies with curvy booties

A mansion in the Hollywood hills

Table dance bars, expensive cars

Sniffing cocaine with hundred dollar bills

A wig on your head, your spandex is red

You make the 80's fake again

Always take care of your full plastic hair

And your true job as an office man

But this is not our business

No, no!

The time has come so listen

Learn how to rock

Ready for a battle

Time to rough it up

Rattle snake rattle

Gonna kill wig metal

We are the Cobra Crew

We got some venom for you

Rattle snake rattle

Gonna kill wig metal

The stage is ready

Your pants are getting sweaty

You believe in your own fairy tale

A Van Halen riff is all you can give

And you owe money to Dave Coverdale

Money they spare to see your fake hair

It's time to let the cheat begin

Rock ain't dead when the wigs on your head

And you fake it with your stupid grin

But this is not our business

No, no!

The time has come so listen

Learn how to rock

Ready for a battle

Time to rough it up

Rattle snake rattle

Gonna kill wig metal

We are the Cobra Crew

We got some venom for you

Rattle snake rattle

Kill wig metal

This is our battle

Time to rough it up

Rattle snake rattle

Gonna kill wig metal

We are the Cobra Crew

We got a message for you

Rattle snake rattle

Kill wig metal