Sunny Boy the Cat Lyrics

A blonde hair Persian 

Green eyed stare 

Another coughed-up ball of hair right there

Open the sliding door

Off on another hunt

A delicious fresh kill is

All he wants

See him stalk outside 

To eat rabbit brains 

Call that protein well earned gains

Killing garter snakes 

Killing baby bunnies 

This cat goes by the ironic name Sunny

And not just the brains 

But the entire skull is gone 

Except two creepy bunny ears on the lawn

Always needing more 

Always craving more 

Another bloody carcass

Carried through the doggy door 

Fur on the carpet 

Blood on the floor 

Forepaws licked clean of gore

He's been fixed 

No female mates 

Is that how he got his psychopathic traits 

Skittish around humans 

Inoculated against rabies 

With his junk removed he'll never have babies 

Blonde haired Persian

Name Sunny Boy

Like to play with murder

It's his favorite toy

Green eyed Persian

Named Sunny Boy

Likes to murder

It's his favorite toy