Christmas At My Parents' House Lyrics

I'm on my way to my folks' place

Where we'll all spend Christmas Eve

And I'm praying we'll behave and

Keep the tidings of peace

Got a long list of the subjects

That we shouldn't talk about

This Christmas at my parents house

They've got the news on, I put my shoes on

Take a walk around the block

Momma lost her hearing aids,

She turns the volume to the top

Learned my lesson

Dont ask questions

Let the pundits duke it out

This Christmas at my parents house

Visions of freedom

are dancing in my head

Might be cause I'm sleepin

In my childhood bed

Where despite my self improvement

And the good mood I've been in

I get here and I am seventeen again

Santa brought me pods of coffee

For the Keurig I don't have

It's amazing with some Baileys

That old magic half-and-half

So the cat pissed on my jacket

He'll get the benefit of the doubt

Cause oh how that tabby

Makes my parents happy

Since I moved out

There's nothing so merry

Being with the ones you love

And there's nothing like family

Cause who else can you trust

To bring up that one time

I was just nine

And I tinkled in the bed

Next year I'll take my Christmas break

In Greece instead

We come in with good intentions

And we all hope for the best

But we all know that old tango

And its tough to change the steps

So let's drink up, call my shrink up

Soon I'll be sitting on her couch

Talking bout Christmas at my parents

It's Christmas at my parents'

Christmas at my parents' house