Watering the Fish Lyrics

That's a sober goldfish

You put in my drink

Better give him some water

So's he can think

Better yet if you're buying

Pour him a rye (wry-eye!)

That way that fish he ain't gonna lie

Always water your goldfish

Always hydrate your perch

Or the system collapses

After years of research

So if you're a giver

a round of high fives (high five!)

That way my fish will think he's alive

What's a little water

If it's all you know

What's a little cocktail

Before the show

We know that we all like me

better wet than dry (dry-eye!)

That way the fish will never die

Every time I stop drinking

My drunk is aghast

He says I'm a lightweight

I dishonor our past

I miss all his banter

I miss his drunk balls (Ball-alls!)

This fish is dying to take his drunk calls