Brett Favre Lied Lyrics

That night I met her

She said she liked my wranglers

We were anything but strangers

Spinnin' round the neon lights

I showed her a picture of my truck

And that eight point buck

I had downed there last night

Our convo shifted

Audible on what my mission was

I decided I needed to say

Don't get these blue jeans, stay away

Bought 'em with my last few dollars

So happy I could holler

I could turn into a father

'Cause I saw it on the T.V.

He said they were comfortable, he guaranteed

But he lied to me

Back when he was playin' ball for the Vikings, I believed him

I bought into the schema

I could pay more, but I wouldn't get more

He had tricked me in a couple commercials

But oh boy he was wrong

My jeans cut into me with every single stride

And I have tried

Everything and still find

Brett Favre Lied

Well, I guess he went and did it again

He's been lyin' and cheatin' us all

We should look into that one superbowl win

But I guess that's beside the point

'Cause I was out in the field bailin' hay it was

A red hot summer July day and I

Had on some wranglers

'Cause I thought that they were tough but they

Hugged me tight when I tried to adjust I

Found out real fast that that three time M V P

Will do anything for cash 'cause my

Jeans ripped on the seam

Only had 'em one week

Don't you think you should listen to me

My jeans cut into me with every single stride

And I have tried

Everything and still find

Brett Favre Lied

Brett Favre Lied