Thicc Zombie Santa (Mall Version) Lyrics
- Genre:Alternative
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
Last year I saw Santa up our chimney late at night
I was whiskey drunk his fat ass gave me quite the fright
I whipped out my pew pew and shot him by mistake, I swear
Thought there would be no socks for Christmas this year
Thanks to me last years Christmas was red
Happy birthday Jesus, Santa's dead
There's an orgy under the mistletoe
Someone laced the snow with coke
All the reindeer were smoking meth
This year I left some edibles out just in case
That thick boy comes bearing gifts with his buns and cake
I see he's risen from the dead I'm feeling thrilled
Zombie Santa, he's the same handsome bloke I killed
Sweet Mariah Carey, it's alive
Thanks to me Christmas this year's Undead
I've got Zombie Santa in my bed
Cheap beer and a feast for kings
Drunk punks fill the bars and sing
All the elves dancing to Black Sabbath