Rudolfs Winnebago Lyrics

Late one Christmas Night

Old Santa had a Fright

All Set to pass out Toys

For all the girls and Boys

He went out to his Sleigh

But didn't find it on this Day (oh Santa he was bummed)

The reindeers they won't work

Higher Wages is their quirk

But the toys they must go through

All the gifts for Me and You

Well Santa's on his own

In a winnebago on loan from Rudolf.

Someone Stole Santas' sleigh

One week from Christmas Day

The reindeer are out on strike

Santa can't ride a bike

He can't travel very far

Riding in a little car

He's got to get the presents out

To some that's what it's all about

To travel through the sleet and snow

From the north to Mexico

Santa screamed HO HO HO

Then piled in Rudolf's Winnebago

Speeding on the Freeways

Old Santa was Amazed

When a cop turned on his Lights

It's really not his Night

Santa Thought that he'd be fine

But the cop made him walk the line ... poor Santa

Later on that eve

What happened, you wouldn't believe

Santa blew a tire and the presents caught on fire

Santa didn't know what to do

Hoped all the gifts get through

For me and you

Someone Stole Santas' sleigh

One week from Christmas Day

The reindeer are out on strike

Santa can't ride a bike

He can't travel very far

Riding in a little car

He's got to get the presents out

To some that's what it's all about

To travel through the sleet and snow

From the north to Mexico

Santa screamed HO HO HO

Then piled in Rudolf's Winnebago