
Drunk as Fuck Lyrics
- Genre:Rock
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
First bar tonight and I'm feeling pretty good!
A couple shots of alcohol, a beer to set the mood!
The crowd is pretty lame So I cruise on down the street!
A little taste of paradise is all I wanna meet!
Working on that cold one I spot a pink brunette!
I asked her, her age She said "Ha, Half of yours I bet!"
Well am I blind or just too drunk to see
Good god I think my eyes are failing me!
Is it me? I keep asking myself
Have I reached a time...to put things on a shelf!
Well I know it's wrong and I'm running out of luck
Yeah, I guess I'm old as hell or drunk as....Fuck!
Well I staggered into one of my favorite spots
Don't you know I love it, Yeah...Whiskey's all they got!
I said "Come on and pour me...Oh,..say about 4 or 5!"
'Cause you know I feel like getting really high!
Woke up late and couldn't find my clothes
Can't even remember why I'm here in panty hose!
I said "...kind of baggy" It just doesn't seem right!
Oh, god just take me now before I know what I did last night!
Is it me? I keep asking myself
Have I reached a time...to put things on a shelf!
Well I know it's wrong and I'm running out of luck
Yeah, I guess I'm old as hell or drunk as....Fuck!