Duck Fucker Lyrics

Drown out the echoed quacks

In my mind with self-delusional hope

Maybe one day I might, I just might

Become the warden

No! No! No! I am no fool

Then again I never thought that I'd

Stand guard at the prison for ducks

So weary on the eyes of those

Who stand guard through the night

A real mensch this warden

As far as wardens go, I don't know

He took me out and talked of filicide

And all kinds of bad regrets

And he took me out

He said he saw the duck deep within me

A flagrant abuse of my sensibility

Where can all this lead?

Where can all this lead to?

I'm looking deep into

The right eye of my new mallard prisoner

You could smell innocence

In a sense, the way a duck can sense a trap

No! No! No! It is no fool

So weary on the eyes of those

Who stand guard through the night

The warden, with a wink and nod

Like papa used to do

And on that night, the moistest of nights

The warden commanded me to

Fuck the duck in the last cell

So weary on the wombs of those

Who stand guard through the act

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

This is gonna be like fucking a duck!

And through the bars like that, just like that

Traumatic insemination

When he pulled out he talked of ambition

And all kinds of bad regrets

When he pulled out

When I birthed that duck now without me

Prison alarms ripped through me and sounded me

To my nightly post. Where can all this lead to?

That duck then took my post and replaced me

A flagrant abuse of my sensibility

My boy is now employed

And now I'm unemployed boy