Myers Mike Lyrics

I get burned in a light, I let em twerk on the pipe

Might murder em twice, then eat some burgers and fries

Can't be denied, cause homicide is my prize

Step aside, Bonnie and Clyde, now it's my time to shine

Rewind, let's take it back to Whitechapel

Rippers slittin' bitches adam's apples with a scalpel

Dumped in a green river, your lives are of no value

Cut your spleen and your liver till you're cold as a fuckin' statue

I'm comin' at you, straight from Camp Crystal Lake

Machete in hand and Jason mask on my face

Blades on my hand like Freddy, who wants to shake?

Penial glands decorate the top of my cake

Ed Gein was the man, the skin was right there to take

Manson's teens did it great, mutilation of Sharon Tate

Like Vlad the Impaler runnin' bodies through with a stake

Under my trailer, lots of bodies rot and decay

I'm nice with the knife, like I'm Myers Mike

He's a person I've admired my entire life

Like to keep the blood squirtin' the entire night

Even my daughter thinks I'm a killer, she's probably right

I'm nice with the knife, like I'm Myers Mike

He's a person I've admired my entire life

Like to keep the blood squirtin' the entire night

Even my daughter thinks I'm a killer, she's probably right

I slam the top of the casket and latch it

Body wrapped up in plastic as you gasp for your last breath

I should've mentioned I'm a psychopathic bastard

Leave you flabbergasted, there ain't a form of torture I haven't mastered

If anything, I suggest that you duck when the machete swing

I'm Benny with the butchering you'll never see me lookin in

Your back window, cracked into the side door as you last went through

I smell a homicide, it's that simple

I'm right behind you, slide a knife in the side of your temple

After I'm done, you'll have to be identified by your dentals

Play dumb games, you win dumb prizes

I feel like a vampire, I burn when the sun rises

You tough behind your keyboard, claim you a shooter

Yeah, we both got Macs, mine ain't a computer

Yeah, we gon' end what we started

Yeah, my camp is the hardest

Put you under the dirt like we plantin' a garden

I'm nice with the knife, like I'm Myers Mike

He's a person I've admired my entire life

Like to keep the blood squirtin' the entire night

Even my daughter thinks I'm a killer, she's probably right

I'm nice with the knife, like I'm Myers Mike

He's a person I've admired my entire life

Like to keep the blood squirtin' the entire night

Even my daughter thinks I'm a killer, she's probably right