Deceived Lyrics

Oh surprise, surprise,

Honey, you're not funny, trying to fool me, telling lies,

Disguising your own tendencies to fantasize,

But guess what, you're the one who needs to realize

What's real life and what is not.

Spinning such a fucked-up little plot,

And we're supposed to be living in it?

But even humor's got its limits, ain't it?

Check your own brain if you're propagating tumors on it?

I no more know who to believe,

Are you wrong or am I naive?

My mind is dull, I cannot receive,

This ain't my life, I am being deceived.

What's the point of lying to me?

Let me live my reality,

Check the facts before spilling the tea,

How did you get your master's degree?

What do you even mean by he is gone,

Doctor, where should he go?

He was sitting at our table, eating lunch,

I was frying up some bacon, we did glow,

Life was in flow a couple of hours ago.

So you must be mistaken, whose life you are shaking,

Somebody else's corpse must be lying on your table,

And you're not able to tell them apart,

He's the most handsome creature, so it can't be that hard to identify.

My boy would never leave me without saying goodbye.

It's 4:29, so he should be working on a client

Or standing in line to buy the wine for us to dine.

So I am not going to whine because of your immense incompetence,

Telling nonsense, using past tense on my lover.

You're gonna discover that you pulled the cover over another brother.

I no more know who to believe,

Are you wrong or am I naive?

My mind is dull, I cannot receive,

This ain't my life, I am being deceived.

What's the point of lying to me?

Let me live my reality,

Check the facts before spilling the tea,

How did you get your master's degree?

I am equipped with enough grip to get that denial ain't only a river in Egypt,

In fact, that is probably the case,

My boy must have taken off on a trip to take off some time of our relationship,

But will be back in a sec, 'cause we are a pack.

We don't come as single tracks on the rack,

We're not only snacks for each other, we are soul food.

How rude that would be, to leave me like a single pea on a plate,

He's my soul mate, since our first date in the back seat of that limousine when we still were teens,

Falling for each other in a heartbeat, now you're telling me straight to my face,

That fate has taken another path and I should not wait for my babe to return,

But to learn how to stop yearning for his touch on my weak spots.

Why the fuck do want me to feel lost?