Alistair...Speaks ft. Anub1s, Anthony Chidera Okpagu, Pho3n1x, NeoNY85 & Jason Lambertsen Jr. Lyrics

Well, that's not my problem

Look, it is too early in the God Damn morning to deal with this

We'll see to it that he does

Would you like to tell Mr. Kepdon that yourself

Didn't think so

Now find a way

And do not call me again until You have done your job

Victor, what is taking so long

I sent you to retrieve five people, Not my fucking daily grocery list

Well, sir, you do have expensive Tastes

Well, my expensive tastes have Gotten me this far, and I have no Regrets

Victor, sir

Go for Victor

Four of the five are here

Received

Sir, four of the five have arrived The fuck do you mean four out of The five? I asked for all five

There are reports that we're Having a problem with the fifth Man

Problems

Yeah, it seems as if he doesn't Want to cooperate

Cooperate? I sent a dozen men, Half a dozen mechs

And more than I care to count of Drones

The fuck do you mean he doesn't Want to cooperate

He apparently is refusing to get in The transport that we sent for Him

I don't care what it takes. Get him In the fucking car

Would you like me to go handle it Personally

No, I need you here

Just tell your men to get him in The fucking car

Understood

I'll see to it that he gets in the car

In the meantime, sir, what would You like to do about the four that Are already here

Fuck it. Send them in, I guess. Might as well

Very well. Tell my men to send Them in

This is Victor

Mr. Kepdon wants to see them Immediately

How is everyone today

Fine

Do you know why you were Summoned

Alistair, we have no fucking idea Why

Dr. Gibson, how are those new Enhancements going

They are fine, thank you

Good. Remember, boy, watch Your tone next time you speak to Me

Because I can, and will, have them Taken away as fast as they were Put in

Fucking rich prick

Ah, Bethany Rose McClain. How Is my number one student Programmer

Student. Student

Don't forget, I can take down Your entire security network with Just three clicks

Design and destroy

Noted. Good then. Morgan Genco, the decorated war hero

Pleasure is mine, sir. I must add You have a great mech product

Thank you! It's about damn time My ingenuity has been noticed

With my fucking programming. Fucking bastard taking all the Credit

Mr. Wolf. May I call you Wolfie? You seem like an intriguing Individual

I see you're good friends with Dr. Gibson

That is correct

Man, of few words I see. Good. I Respect that

The reason you were all Summoned here is...

Merry Christmas, motherfuckers. Santa's got some new toys

Ah, the final member of the team Has arrived

Ayo Alistair, what gives you the Right to have your little circus Clowns

Bust through my motherfucking Door? You know I can't stand These bitch-ass clowns

Because I am rich and simply Because I can

You're rich and must have a small Dick for that many clowns

By the way, who the hell is that

That is Mr. Marcia, our explosive

Ordnance expert. If it can be Blown up, he can do it

Damn straight and your new Line Of mechs ain't so tough either

I could blow those fuckers up in One boomstick

Great. Lovely. Another l

Loudmouthed street rat. I've read Your file

Man, that file don't mean shit. Why don't you roll up that digital File and shove it up your ass

Let's move on, shall we? The Reason you were summoned here Today is because I have a mission

That may pique your mutual Interest. Get on with it, Alistair

Very well, very well. There exists A relic with extraordinary powers No man can perceive

Unfortunately, it's been lost to the Time of space and has not been Seen for hundreds of years

Fortunately for me, I have just Gotten a reading on this relic's l

Last location

And want you five to go fetch it For me. Are you all interested?

So you want us to go into some Unknown location just so you can Have something shiny

Do we look like superheroes to You

What's in it for us?

You'll be provided the best mech Money can buy on the market and Everything you will need

I'll also compensate you very Handsomely

You're not going to pay a shit, you Cheap baguette

This is just a way for you to feed Your ego and your wallet

What is so special about this relic?

The relic itself is an ancient Crystal of extreme power

Used for decades to conquer Friends and foes and enemies Alike

You are talking about the Temporal resonance crystal, Correct?

So, Pup, you have heard of it?

Did he just call me Pup?!

Son, I could hit a flea off a dog's Back at a thousand yards

You're not even a blip on my Scope

But hey, maybe you'll make a great Practice target

Don't blink too fast, you might Miss your own demise!

Wolf, back it down

Alistair, now's not the time to Fuck around and find out

We are not doing this here

Remember, boys, we are apparently getting paid

Raymond, she's right

Calm down

He is not worth it

Not today, at least

You're right, Xavier

Now to answer your question, Alistair

I have heard of it

It has been lost for millennia

It is the prize crystal of anyone's Collection

It was lost when the great Mayan Civilization mysteriously Disappeared from the barren Wastelands

That used to be called Central America

I've studied this civilization for Many years

Many have tried to locate this Crystal to no avail

Mayan legend states that a man Called Akal came down from the Heavens and bestowed upon

The Mayans a gift from the gods

A crystal said to have abilities to Manipulate time and space

In exchange for the crystal, Akal took three men with him and Vanished back into the sky

After three calendar cycles, Akal Came back to reclaim the crystal, Returning the three men

As Akal ascended into the heavens Once more

The three men went mad, Uttering a warning of an Impending apocalypse...

But then, for some reason, the Legend stops mid-sentence with Just the words

Other Earth...

Then nothing, as if the Maya Vanished while writing the text

Dr. Gibson and I have theorized That if the legend holds true

The crystal would have been Taken to this other earth or Planet

Well, it seems I guess this planet Has been located

Alistair, may I have a look at your Readings

You may

Dr. Gibson, you may want to look On as well

I know you're quite the rock Digger

Didn't realize I needed your p

Permission, Alistair

And by the way, those rocks I dig Have made me rich and famous

Oh, and one more thing

Don't you ever, ever call me boy

I've worked too hard

Boys, I'll call you as I see fit while you lick my boot heel