Another Case For The Dickhead Shrinkers (2023 Album ReMaster) Lyrics

I guess I need a drink

When my syllables get stuck

I pour it down, talk real cool and

I'm all set to fuck

I need this little kick

You can't imagine how

Much it means to me

To have it done right now

And so it goes

Another dose

Oohh - look how it grows!

Another case for the Dickhead Shrinkers

Call us anytime

We'll be there in a minute

Emergency? Leave it to the Dickhead Shrinkers!

We're on our way to you with our special agent

And she knows what to do

Have you heard the latest news

There's somethin' hot in town

It makes you stand up all night and makes

All the girls lie down

I'll ask my buddy Fred

He's known in all the places

A little bottle will turn my flat

Into a love oasis

I don't believe it - it's still growing!

Another case for the Dickhead Shrinkers

Call us anytime

We'll be there in a minute

Emergency? Leave it to the Dickhead Shrinkers!

We're on our way to you with our special agent

And she knows what to do

Another case for the Dickhead Shrinkers

Call us anytime

We'll be there in a minute

Emergency? Leave it to the Dickhead Shrinkers!

We're on our way to you with our special agent

It's another case for the Dickhead Shrinkers

Call us anytime

We'll be there in a minute

Dickhead Shrinkers Rescue Services - how can we help you?

Hello? Is this the Dickhead Shrinkers?

Yes!

We need your help immediately!

How can we help you?

He did it again!

You got to help me! You've got to help me NOW!

You did the right thing - we know how to handle this.

I can't take it anymore!

Please, you've got to lock that monster away!

Ma'am, please be calm.

You don't understand, it's an emergency!

This is NOT a joke!

Thank you ma'am. Our special agent is on her way.

Thanks for calling!

Calling agent 669, we have an emergency in Cleveland.

Agent 669, we have an emergency in Cleveland.

It's another case for the Dickhead Shrinkers

Call us anytime

We'll be there in a minute

Emergency? Leave it to the Dickhead Shrinkers!

We're on our way to you with our special agent