Carol of the Balls Lyrics

Christmas is here with all its cheer

Games, and toys, all over the floor

It's way to cold, in the snow outside

So I stay indoors; that's where I reside

Some get bored, some nap, some snore

But Christmas is for carols and games galore

So I carol and rhyme at Christmas time

For years sung a song, and for years, played ping pong

(What brings him cheer, during this time of time of year)

(Is rhyming a song while he plays ping pong.)

I love to sing this crazy song

While I play ping pong

Ping pong, ping pong

Ping pong, ping pong

Hark, how they call

Round plastic balls

All seem to say

"Hit me this way"

Ping pong is here

Bringing good cheer

To ev'ryone

Even the glum

Ping pong, ping pong

(That is his song)

With joyful ring

(He's caroling)

Ping pong its name

(His fav'rite game)

Night time or day

Practice or play

I like to gloat

Hit any note

Range I don't lack

Voice 'bout to crack

Singing too high

Not quite sure why

I will come down

That's better now

Happy, happy, happy, singing this song

Playing, playing, playing, playing ping pong

Ping pong, ping pong

This is the song

That I can sing

When I pong ping

(Ping pong, ping pong, ping pong, ping pong

Ping pong, ping pong, ping pong ping)

I like your song

I sing when I pong

You wanna play?

Great! You made my day

Twenty-one wins game?

Yeah 'leven points are lame

Wanna place a bet?

With someone I just met?

Sure. Let's start a game

Hey, what is your name?

It's... Don't even say

Let's just play

I guess you don't mind

If I sing with your chime?

If you don't mind

Taking the time

Ooh, and challenging the Master of

Ping Pong, and Rhyme

Choose fav'rite ball

Paddle and all

Green, Red or orange

Nothing rhymes with

Choose fav'rite ball

Paddle and all

Green, red or white

That rhyme is right

I'll start the serve

Using my curve

Your hit was rare

Nothing at the air

Wipe off that grin

You serve again

I have a knack

I'll hit it back

Yours hit the net

Lucky I get

My point to add

I am so glad

My turn to serve

I'll use the curve

And make an ace

Right past your face

I lobbed so high

Into the sky

Ball sure can fly

Not quite sure why

Yours hit the net

Point I will get

I will admit

You just mishit

Back and forth and back and forth it goes

Crowd is shaking their head like a 'no'

Faster, faster, faster ,faster it goes

Stay alert, alert and on your toes

No need to fret

No need to sweat

You're not a threat

Won't lose this bet!

Speed on my serve

Top spin and curve

I just got burned

On my return

Serving again

Now with backspin

Looks like you got

'Nother lucky shot

Forehand or back

I have a knack

I'll have to say

I'll make you pay

My temper's high

Trying not to cry

I should instead

Be far ahead

Better calm down

I see a frown

My arm is sore

I'll just ignore

Not so happy happy playing ping pong

I'm so happy happy singing this song

Tired tired tired as I sing

Playing playing playing playing pong ping

Edge of table shot

Happened a lot

Point goes to you

Dejavu

I'm in a funk

I just got skunked

You shouldn't sing

While you pong ping

Not happy now

Not quite sure how

Fortune, ego, fame

Lost in this game

(Ping pong ping pong, ping pong ping pong)

(Ping pong ping pong, ping pong ping pong)

Ping pong, ping pong. Ping pong, ping pong