Christmastime in Kingston Falls Lyrics

It's Christmastime in Kingston Falls

Rockin' Ricky's gonna deck the halls

And it's my favorite holiday

Pete's dressed up like a Christmas tree

Dad just brough home a gift for me

With three rules that I must obey

No water and no sunlight

And don't feed 'em after midnight

Sounded strange

I guess these rules weren't for breaking

Cause while Mom was downstairs baking

They all changed

Now everybody's screaming

Mom armed herself with kitchen knives

Barely made it out of there alive

She nuked one in the microwave

They're messing with the traffic lights

And cutting all of our breaklines

I don't think anybody's safe

The killed my teacher and my neighbors

But then did us all a favor

That same night

When they took care of Mrs. Deagle

She went soaring like an eagle

Through the sky

Yeah we could hear her screaming

This is the worst Christmas our town has ever seen

Since the year Kate's dad passed away

Dressed up as Santa Claus and fell down the chimney

Now she can't stand the holidays

And we're all right behind her

Yeah everybody's screaming

Bye bye Billy