Family Tree Lyrics

Mother nature takes you by the hand

Introduces you to father time

Have you ever met your Uncle Sam?

And did he offer you a dollar for a dime?

Don't you know that he's married to your aunt Pam

My brothers and my sisters don't seem to give a damn

Doctor Seuss prescribing you green eggs and ham

Why the hell should we care 'bout what Simon says?

Are you from Hell or Heaven?

Tell me where you come from

Are you more like the Moon or you more like the Sun?

I swear they don't know Jack about my one take Jake

Ditching Mustang Sally driving 'round Miss Daisey

Who do you call God

Do people call you crazy?

Do you even up the odds or

Are you way too lazy?

Are we like peas and carrots?

Two peas in a pod?

Am I Superman or General Zod?

Yeah am I Anakin or am I Obi Wan?

And do I take too much or do you owe me one?

Am I just a dead horse or napoleon?

Dynamite, just vote for Pedro

He got all the dough and funds

Am I gonna be first like last time?

Will I quench my thirst or will the well run dry?

There's only one who can turn the water to wine

You grab that Bobby pen you use your logic and your mind

We put a name to the face

Yeah we make a name for the time

We make a name for the place

Give me some space

Give me a phrase or a line

Give me the rich

Give me the poor

Give me the peace and

Give me the war

Granny Smith she's in New York

The Big Apple it's sweet

Her grandchildren are Smith and Wesson

They gon' get the green

Smokey and the bandit red light running

I stopped and met up with Bonnie and Clyde for fun see

My grandpa knows that Evan Williams fella well

And you might become the beast or ring the beauty's bell

I started stomping tripping walking sing with seven dwarves

Met up with snow white then she ate poison apple then fell down on the porch

Jiminy Crickets I saw a rabbit he was running

Looked like he was running out of time sprinting

Mad Hatter at the tea party have a merry un-birthday

Alice in wonderland was sleeping under the tree

The queen of hearts told me paint the roses red

So I painted it black

I guess I move like Jagger

Mail Dracula a clove of garlic and a dagger

Told Frankenstein he gon' have to move faster

I'm finna' go ghost disappear like Casper

Who do you call a relative or ancestor?

Parents never had a daughter I got lot's of sisters

I'm mister misery she's lil miss misses me

And it's a mystery I guess now so it seems

Sticks and stones can break my bones

Same with the hugs and kisses

You pick what throne to sit on

Yeah it's a commitment