I Beg Your Pardon ft. Jenny Jordan Lyrics

Don't you be such a dick

Don't you give me a hard time

Now that you're having a fit

I think that you're outta line

Oh what could be more wonderful

Than grabbing all the laughs in the end

Collect all the pieces that are laying around

And hand em all out to your friends

Look at em grin

Look at em gathered around you 100%

Oh what could be more comfortable

Than sitting on a big pile of chairs

Take all of the time off that you can imagine

Take all you can find anywhere

Tell me who wouldn't dare

Tell me who wouldn't want to be someone who wanted to be here

Open wide

Down the hatch

Think you're gonna find you've met your match

Right this way

But watch your step

I couldn't build you a better trap

Well how bout that

But to toss in all of the bait could be a mistake

But you didn't come all the way out here just to fall in the lake

Splash- Ahh ah, He'll soak every one of us

Don't you be such a bitch

Thought we dealt with this last night

You're coming at me again

Gonna make sure you get it right

It couldn't be any more obvious

It couldn't be any more plain

Try to conceive of a path before us

That isn't already crawling with ants

Don't ask me to dance

Don't ask me bout nothing cuz I don't think that I'm making a dent

Come inside, you're getting wet

Don't you have any sense

Don't look down

It'll make you sick

Safe and sound ain't on the list

What do you make of it

Those are the last words that you'll never hear me say

Cuz I don't think that you ever even blinked

You're gonna pass out from the pressure you've been saving

It comes crashing down all together like it's part of the same thing

I'm afraid I won't be out there walking in the garden

Guess I'll try running instead through the weeds just to get back where I started

I beg your pardon

Are you trying to say something to me

I beg your pardon.