MSG Lyrics

Oh no! Flanger danger

Stranger flavour

Restrain your behaviour

Champagne is saviour

Maintain the favour

Constrain your screensaver

Ey! Humpty bump in the house

We're bout to chow down

Two middle aged guys

Exploring flavours in town

Asian food. It's lit

Got us feeling so fly

But that MSG mystery

Gotta see what's inside

MSG

Monosodium Glutamate

Some people have reported sensitivity

And reactions after eating foods containing MSG

That include headaches

Difficulty breathing

Weakness

Flushing

Dizziness

Muscle tightness

Numbness, and fainting

We're two middle-aged white men

Ready for a fight

MSG

Tasting Asian food tonight

Under the neon lights

Drizzle

Heard about this MSG

Got us on edge, you see

Is it harmful

We're gonna smash those dishes

Is it painful

Find out what's the deal with MSG

Can I drizzle it over my body

MSG, oh MSG

What the hell do you mean

Are you a flavor bomb

Or a menace

So obscene

We're gonna dive into those dishes

And find out for ourselves

MSG

MSG, oh MSG

Are you good or bad for our health

It's in your cheese and mushrooms

But we don't give a damn

Chinese Restaurant Syndrome

Making us go insane

MSG

Bark says it's safe

And Bim agrees as well

But we're gonna take our chances

Taste that umami hell

To much MSG

To much MSG

To much MSG

To much MSG

To much MSG

to much MSG

AAaaaa

Oooooo

AAAAA

Oooooo

Haaaaaaaaaaaa

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Drizzle

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Umami

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Your, mummy

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Drizzle

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Mono Sodium Glutamat

We'll start with small portions

And see how we feel

No need to worry

Let's just enjoy the meal

If we're sensitive to MSG

We'll take it slow

But tonight's the night

To let our taste buds go

MSG, oh MSG

What the hell do you mean

Are you a flavor bomb

Or a menace

So obscene

We're gonna dive into that chaos

And find out for ourselve

MSG, oh MSG

What is the secret that you delve

so lets jump into the madness of the ancient cuisine

To much MSG

To much MSG

To much MSG

To much MSG

To much MSG

To much MSG