Pretty Face Lyrics

I caught a kitty cat today, just like I capture vermin

I couldn't understand it's cries, maybe it was German

It sounded bad, I got so mad, and staple-gunned his lips

And now that kitty cat's meowing sounds like gibberish

Awww you're messed up now, you pretty face, you pretty face

I saw Medusa in the ocean, swimming all alone

She tried to look me in the eye, I was already stoned

I fed some critters to her snakes, to make them nice in fat

They regurgitated everything except the kitty cat

Awww you're messed up now, you pretty face, you pretty face

I had to show that kitty cat the error of its ways

By giving it a multitude of slaps for many days

If that sounds wrong, well so be it, I just don't give a shit

That kitty did my baby wrong and I was really pissed

Awww you're messed up now, you pretty face, you pretty face