High IQ Lyrics

500 miles of driving

Leg cramps is what I got

Got out to stretch my legs

In a Restaurant Parking Lot

A couple arrived in an RV

Towed a fancy little car

Outside in robe and slippers

I asked

Did you two travel far

Stood staring at her auto

When I asked who are you

She laughingly answered

We are Mrs and Mr High IQ

Did not question the answer

Their name or the use of Mrs first

Followed them in went in with them

To sing a song I had rehearsed

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Silly name won't do

Mrs first that won't stand

Something here

To understand

Barrelled thru my breakfast

Halfway through I knew

Which one was the smart one

Keep listening for your clue

Hubby owned a gas station

Pumped gas since age six

His own bank account by ten

And had not talked politics

Cracked a clue in a fortune cookie

That someone left upon the table

Was it help from the Chinese

It read Keep the Climate stable

I left to use the Rest Room

Told them my name was Davie

I took a long time in there

Then they paid for my meal and left

Me grits-n-gravy

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Silly name won't do

Mrs first that won't stand

Something here

To understand

Out back I saw them drive off

Saw the back of their little car in tow

It had a Nebraska vanity plate

The final clue you know

The wife she was the smart one

Got an Electric car in 2022

And I got another free meal

I guess we both have High IQ

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Silly name won't do

Mrs first that won't stand

Something here

To understand