Unclle Dave Lyrics

We came to see you in the church

So who's got the messianic God complex

The Lord works in hilarious ways

When the massacre was such a success

While you were taking it up the ass for the first time

Fellating the phallus all lathered in malice

Aforethought, an afterthought

Y'all benefact the aftermath

Gaslight this candle made of human tallow

And make sure they all see you leaving it at the altar

You self absorbed unconscientious motherfucker

I wish I'd been left out of the picture

But there I am grimaced in my black tattered rags

My hangover goggles

My boots combat

The gun in my pocket that I'd forgot that I'd had

Well now that would make me simply just as guilty

I can admit, why can't you

Simply just as guilty

Cuz in this solemn temple a little modesty might suit you better

You and your dirty fucking mouth Dave

Lest an observant cynic as handsome as yours truly

Should decide to go and finger you out

Thats right I'm gonna finger you out

Bend over Dave its time for me to finger you out

Cuz you'd still be jerking off in journalist obscurity

To the memory of sucking off your first friendly fellow infantry

If those two little bags of dogshit hadn't had the balls to pull the trigger

One more time for the kids

Yeah you'd still be jerking off in journalist obscurity

To the memory of sucking off your first friendly fellow infantry

If those two little bags of dogshit hadn't had the balls to pull the trigger

It's true, fuck you Dave